Post by Kevin on Oct 25, 2008 10:11:14 GMT -5
For standard customers who change over to green cleaning?
In regards to vacuuming: I`m sorry Sir or Ma'am today we felt that using electricity would be a burden on the environment so we skipped the vacuuming till next time.
In regards to hot water: It was way too cloudy outside today to use the magnifying glass to heat the water for cleaning, of course we did not want to use your precious natural gas resource to heat the water.
In regards to shoes and the customer asking where there shoes are? Sir or Ma'am surely you understand that shoes are the leading cause of bringing pollutants into the home, all of your shoes along with jackets and simply all of your clothes are outside in a recycled five times cardboard box.
In regards to customer calling wondering what happend to olive oil on pasta nite? Sir or Ma'am sorry for the inconvience, we simply ran out during the furniture polishing and did not want to waste the precious gas to go to the store, or put any harm on the enviroment so we used yours, we will replace it on next visit.
In regards to no paper products in the bathroom? I`m sorry Sir or Ma'am you will find a daily supply of microfiber towels for all your bathroom needs as all you had present was paper derived from virgin wood pulp. Feel free to wash the towels at your own convience for further use, and please only use homemade or green detergent for your washing needs.
In regards to no can liners in any trash receptacle: Sorry you were completely out of biobags, and surely we could not used the petroleum based ones. Also in all actuality it is better not to use any, simply walk your garbage can to the other garbage can outside then dump when needed. Please make sure to leave your shoes outside though on the way back in.
In regards to vacuuming: I`m sorry Sir or Ma'am today we felt that using electricity would be a burden on the environment so we skipped the vacuuming till next time.
In regards to hot water: It was way too cloudy outside today to use the magnifying glass to heat the water for cleaning, of course we did not want to use your precious natural gas resource to heat the water.
In regards to shoes and the customer asking where there shoes are? Sir or Ma'am surely you understand that shoes are the leading cause of bringing pollutants into the home, all of your shoes along with jackets and simply all of your clothes are outside in a recycled five times cardboard box.
In regards to customer calling wondering what happend to olive oil on pasta nite? Sir or Ma'am sorry for the inconvience, we simply ran out during the furniture polishing and did not want to waste the precious gas to go to the store, or put any harm on the enviroment so we used yours, we will replace it on next visit.
In regards to no paper products in the bathroom? I`m sorry Sir or Ma'am you will find a daily supply of microfiber towels for all your bathroom needs as all you had present was paper derived from virgin wood pulp. Feel free to wash the towels at your own convience for further use, and please only use homemade or green detergent for your washing needs.
In regards to no can liners in any trash receptacle: Sorry you were completely out of biobags, and surely we could not used the petroleum based ones. Also in all actuality it is better not to use any, simply walk your garbage can to the other garbage can outside then dump when needed. Please make sure to leave your shoes outside though on the way back in.
